you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
...because I shift topics at the push of a button...like a madman...in a big blue box.
Prepare yourself for a relentless assault of fandom!
(Any notes made my me are to be read in an accent, mostly British, sometimes Australian, occasionally Irish.)
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.